My Life, My Struggles, My Inner Barbie

Years ago I was part of a lip sync at camp and got the name Barbie because I did the song Barbie Girl. Years later I still cherish the name.

baby:d-d-d-d
dad:daddy?
baby:destroy capitalism
karl marx:nice
— 1 day ago with 41259 notes
judybelle:

rollin-in:

thebeachthing:

injectme-diocrity:

wheneverythingfails:

ask-heichouu:

Oh thank god it’s only homosexuality

Reblog just for the comment ^^

Holy shit how did it know I’m gay

damn lol. I can’t see 5 and would you look at that

Hahahah fuck number 5 goddamn

oh fuck even science knows I’m gay. 

Science. Bitch.

judybelle:

rollin-in:

thebeachthing:

injectme-diocrity:

wheneverythingfails:

ask-heichouu:

Oh thank god it’s only homosexuality

Reblog just for the comment ^^

Holy shit how did it know I’m gay

damn lol. I can’t see 5 and would you look at that

Hahahah fuck number 5 goddamn

oh fuck even science knows I’m gay. 

Science. Bitch.

(Source: psychologicalfact)

— 1 day ago with 41117 notes

xthedeathofme:

imaginedragons:

what real mens activists look like (see more here)

I’ll say it again, that 3rd dude is killing me

preach

(via judybelle)

— 1 day ago with 207850 notes

The worst feeling there is is having to go to bed with 911 ready to call

— 1 day ago

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

image

Bahahahahahahaha gonna use dis on DA bae

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 2 days ago with 838547 notes
#theme park pick up lines 
Every time I talk in public

Every time I talk in public

(Source: mark-06, via ruinedchildhood)

— 4 days ago with 84033 notes
pattylomein:

gallifrey-feels:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

Magical

pattylomein:

gallifrey-feels:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

Magical

(via pretend-this-is-a-good-url)

— 4 days ago with 353680 notes

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 4 days ago with 391554 notes

Im so afraid of losing her that I can’t even ask if she feels the same way. Yet I put on this impression that I am so Rico Swauve that I love to hide behind. But she isn’t into that and yet she would be into the simple old me. 

— 5 days ago
#nerdatheart  #be truthful 

Im so bad at small talk its ridiculous. Monitor to monitor all i can say is “how is the weather.” But face to face is my zone.  

— 5 days ago
#why me